“Perfect nobody’s perfect, My body's perfect, I'm perfect”.'Shout out to my haters, Sorry that you couldn't faze me.'.“Ay yo I been on, (trick) you been con'.“Can’t stop me, don’t watch me, you better just watch yo dude hoe”.“Who lied and said you next? Crying emojis in my group text”.“Keep your man off my Instagram, chick”.

'Excuse me honey, but nobody's in my lane.'.'If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money ain't.'.When you’re feeling yourself entirely too much: “Imma be the queen, no matter how they shuffle”.'Step your cookies up, go get you a ladder”.'I'm in my own lane, you ain't in my category.'.'Competition? why yes I would love some.'.“Pull up on a bum (trick) and be like what up sis?”.'My crown won't fit on your bum ass lace fronts'.'If you are my rival, then that means you're suicidal.'.'Watch your man, then you should watch your mouth”.“Me and them girls, we ain’t the same boo”.“She see my sexy ass every time she scroll”.“I'm me, when will these girls ever see?”.“I'm a yes and these (tricks) is a bunch of nahs”.“Tell 'em girls, cross their T's and dot their I’s”.“These ugly (girls) is really boostin' my ego”.“I cut all my (dudes) off, but they would still wife me”.'I look like 'yes' and you look like 'no'.

“I gave him to you (trick) don’t (freaking) forget it”.

'Listen, I'm the baddest in the school, the baddest in the game'.

When you want to take shots at your ex’s new downgraded girlfriend:

'Yes that's why I'm crowned queen, and I ain't lookin' for the prom king”.

“I cut all my (suckas) off and they would still wive me”.

“So young and naive to think you were the one who came to take claim of this heart”.

“I just wanted memories tried to make some with you, now I gotta erase 'em with you”.

“I would've helped you out that pit you fell in”.

“You ain't good enough to be stylin' on me”.

'I tell 'em that I love 'em but I never really do'.

“Sorry little daddy that cards not valid, I need unlimited black cards like I'm racist.”.

“Big fat dude all that huffin’ and puffin'.

“Never let a clown (sucka) try to play you’ if he play you, then 'Rule number 2: (freak) his best friends, then make 'em 'yes' men'.

“Bald head yep, don't want no Forrest Gumps”.

“You the same clown dude that was runnin' me down!?'.

“They be grown men, but I little boy these dudes'.“Look at y'all can't get a job so you plottin' how to rob ass dudes”.“I'm a bad girl, you ain't used to that”.“And tell him that his friends love how your (kitty) taste'.'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em'.“Frontin' like he got a plan, Boost Mobile ass nigga'.“I be damned if I (freak) a non-man-ass sucka ”.“Look at y'all sharing one bottle in the club, one bottle full of bub' ass sucka”.When you want to take shots at your broke, lowlife ex:

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